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Nerd Highlights
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![]() The Real Beavis
The Hog is my cycle, I shall not want another It maketh me to lie down on muddy roads It skiddeth me beside the deep waters It ruineth my nerves And leadeth me down paths of idiocy for it's names sake Yea though I ride through the valleys, I push up the hills It's rods and loose spokes they torture me It preparest my trials before me And in the presence of mine enemies, it teacheth me to fear the fast limeys It anointeth my clothing with oil It's carburetor runneth over Yea verily this monster will curse me all the days of my life And I shall dwell near a parts house Forever...
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The Nerd has gotten even nerdier. (is that possible?) The whole website has been moved to a different webhosting
site. We are now on GODADDY.COM They offered the NERD a better deal, and their Nascar spokesperson Danica Patrick
is a major babe. Some of the items on the site may not work the same. If you find a bug, please send an email.
I didn't even ride in the parade. I got caught in Austin rush hour traffic on Friday, and the heat was intense.
The motor oil broke down, and my spark plugs literally fried. It was only running on one cylinder and back firing
like a 12 ga. shotgun. I had to get a wrecker, and tow it to the dealership. Not a great way to start out the
rally! It didn't end there. For the first time ever, I got ripped off. I lost everything in my tent. The good news is... there were lots of good looking women baring their breasts (and other parts) for the pervs with cameras like me. - Nerdicus
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