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A lot of women love nerds

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hypnotic, isn't it?
Heh heh we'll ride our bikes to Sturgis and check out all the Naked Biker Chicks!! Yeah! Heh heh

Many people don't understand the whole biker thing. They ask why would you spend so much money on something that is dangerous, and isn't comfortable in the rain or cold, and useless in the snow. The answer is ....
Do these chaps make my ass look fat?
If I had to explain it to you, you wouldn't understand.



The Real Beavis
And you thought that Beavis wasn't a real person. We found him, and he is our Nerd of the Month!

REAL Bikers
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The Psalm of Harley
 The Hog is my cycle, I shall not want another

It maketh me to lie down on muddy roads

It skiddeth me beside the deep waters

It ruineth my nerves

And leadeth me down paths of idiocy for it's names sake

Yea though I ride through the valleys, I push up the hills

It's rods and loose spokes they torture me

It preparest my trials before me

And in the presence of mine enemies,
it teacheth me to fear the fast limeys

It anointeth my clothing with oil

It's carburetor runneth over

Yea verily this monster will curse me all the days of my life

And I shall dwell near a parts house

Forever...


The Nerdster's NEW Bike
The NEW Nerdbike!
2005 Harley Davidson Ultra Classic
Loud Pipes and Skull Accessories Baby!

Nerd News

NEW WEB HOST SERVER
 The Nerd has gotten even nerdier. (is that possible?) The whole website has been moved to a different webhosting site. We are now on GODADDY.COM They offered the NERD a better deal, and their Nascar spokesperson Danica Patrick is a major babe. Some of the items on the site may not work the same. If you find a bug, please send an email.
ROT 2008 Pics Online!
 Okay, it took me longer than it usually does. I had a lot of things working against me. I wish I could say that it was the BEST ROT rally that I've ever been too, but it wasn't. The biggest reason for the delay in posting the pictures is that my bike broke down. Yes, the new Nerd Bike had a little problem with the heat.

I didn't even ride in the parade. I got caught in Austin rush hour traffic on Friday, and the heat was intense. The motor oil broke down, and my spark plugs literally fried. It was only running on one cylinder and back firing like a 12 ga. shotgun. I had to get a wrecker, and tow it to the dealership. Not a great way to start out the rally! It didn't end there. For the first time ever, I got ripped off. I lost everything in my tent.

The good news is... there were lots of good looking women baring their breasts (and other parts) for the pervs with cameras like me.


- Nerdicus

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