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A lot of women love nerds

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hypnotic, isn't it?
Heh heh we'll ride our bikes to Sturgis and check out all the Naked Biker Chicks!! Yeah! Heh heh

Many people don't understand the whole biker thing. They ask why would you spend so much money on something that is dangerous, and isn't comfortable in the rain or cold, and useless in the snow. The answer is ....
Do these chaps make my ass look fat?
If I had to explain it to you, you wouldn't understand.



Dr. JoAnn Thrax
She's a medical student, and for fun on weekends, she's a RollerGirl. She can kick your ass, and then stitch you up. She's hot looking and tough, and has enough brains to be our Nerd Of the Month! Click Here to see the Nerd's photo gallery on the rollergirls of Austin!

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The Psalm of Harley
 The Hog is my cycle, I shall not want another

It maketh me to lie down on muddy roads

It skiddeth me beside the deep waters

It ruineth my nerves

And leadeth me down paths of idiocy for it's names sake

Yea though I ride through the valleys, I push up the hills

It's rods and loose spokes they torture me

It preparest my trials before me

And in the presence of mine enemies,
it teacheth me to fear the fast limeys

It anointeth my clothing with oil

It's carburetor runneth over

Yea verily this monster will curse me all the days of my life

And I shall dwell near a parts house

Forever...


The Nerdster's NEW Bike
The NEW Nerdbike!
2005 Harley Davidson Ultra Classic
Loud Pipes and Skull Accessories Baby!

Nerd News

ROT 2009 PICS POSTED
 The photo gallery database crashed. I don't know if it got hacked or if the database just got corrupted, but I had to re-install the entire gallery. If you had a user account, you'll have to re-register. You'll still be able to see all the files as a guest.
I had problems with my camera this year. I'll rag on this later. It's a new SONY camera. But the battery sucks. It died on me after about 50 pictures, and then you have to re-charge the battery. Not the AA kind, a special camera battery. Secondly, I left the rally early, and didn't get to move around much. Check out the album in the 2009 ROT section called Cameraman 1024. He took some great shots. We appreciate his sharing.


- Nerdicus

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